In public with a broken foot...

(a passer by says...)
*gasping* "Oh my! What did you do to your foot?"

(my response...)
*smiling* "Oh, you see...I was chasing my two year old after church, and I put my foot half on and half off the sidewalk, which caused my foot to buckle over and break."

A few moments later...

(a passer by says...)
*gasping* "Oh my! What did you do to your foot?"

(my response...)
*still smiling* "Oh, you see...I was chasing my two year, and I put my foot half on and half off the sidewalk, and CRUCH....it broke."

A few moments later...

(a passer by says...)
*gasping* "Oh my! What did you do to your foot?"

(my response...)
*half smiling* "I was chasing my two year old, and I put my foot half on and half off the sidewalk, and CRUCH."

A few moments later...

(a passer by says...)
*gasping* "Oh my! What did you do to your foot?"

(my response...)
*fake half-smiling* "I was chasing my kid, and I broke my foot."

A few moments later...

(a passer by says...)
*gasping* "Oh my! What did you do to your foot?"

(my response...)
*not smiling anymore - just slowing down a bit to say...* "I was chasing my kid, and it broke."

A few moments later...

(a passer by says...)
*gasping* "Oh my! What did you -"

(my response...)
*cutting them off - did NOT stop at all...actually sped up - definitely NOT smiling* "Broke it."

A few moments later...

(a passer by says...)
*gasping* "Oh my! What did you do to your foot?"

No response.

Lisa ;o)